Things Ain’t Nobody Got Time for on Maui
There are several nonsensical things ain’t nobody got time for on Maui. From traffic to socks to self consciousness, I’m surely gonna tell you about ’em.
Lessons After 2 Years of Traveling
We’ve done it! From Texas to Costa Rica to Maui, we’ve made two years of travelin’ look damn good. Enjoy our Lessons After 2 Years of Traveling.
How to Be a Maui Mermaid
Want to know how to be a Maui mermaid? Be an awesome chick who owns a lot of things that sparkle. And don’t forget the champagne.
Maui Helicopter Tours
Who says you can’t get high in the mornings! Maui Helicopter Tours are a great way to see the island whilst having minimally sweaty palms. Enjoy the view.
Maui Bar Guide
If drinking is on your tropical agenda, not only do you and I have something in common, but I can probably help. Enjoy our Maui Bar Guide. Happy boozing.
A Brief Guide to Food on Maui
Eating is important, but delicious eating is better. Check out a brief guide to food on Maui and treat your taste buds like the royalty they are.
How to Piss Off the Locals in Hawaii
Want to know how to piss off the locals in Hawaii? It’s simple – be a jackass.
Stargazing on Haleakala
If Jan was a man, Jan would be da man. We recently had the chance to go Stargazing on Haleakala, and duh… we took it. Here’s a tale of a sexy Saturday.
Best of Maui
From the best place to make out under the stars to the best place to die a stupid ridiculous death, I give you the best of Maui.
Maui’s GMO Moratorium
Maui’s GMO Moratorium just goes to prove that corporate power can’t buy everything, including enough votes to win. Here’s why Maui told Monsanto to suck it.
THE FOOLS
