I discovered something truly wonderful in a truly terrible place – search term phrases in my website analytics. Y’all are weird and I dig it.
Maui may be no ka oi, but you’ve got to keep travelin’ to be a travelin’ fool. Check out our moving announcement to see where we’re headed!
There are several nonsensical things ain’t nobody got time for on Maui. From traffic to socks to self consciousness, I’m surely gonna tell you about ’em.
We’ve done it! From Texas to Costa Rica to Maui, we’ve made two years of travelin’ look damn good. Enjoy our Lessons After 2 Years of Traveling.
Want to know how to be a Maui mermaid? Be an awesome chick who owns a lot of things that sparkle. And don’t forget the champagne.
Who says you can’t get high in the mornings! Maui Helicopter Tours are a great way to see the island whilst having minimally sweaty palms. Enjoy the view.
If drinking is on your tropical agenda, not only do you and I have something in common, but I can probably help. Enjoy our Maui Bar Guide. Happy boozing.
Eating is important, but delicious eating is better. Check out a brief guide to food on Maui and treat your taste buds like the royalty they are.
Want to know how to piss off the locals in Hawaii? It’s simple – be a jackass.
When I was 21, I packed up and did something I’d always dreamed of doing. Here’s a tale of moving to New York – a desperate, gross, funny & lovely journey.