How to Be a Maui Mermaid
Want to know how to be a Maui mermaid? Be an awesome chick who owns a lot of things that sparkle. And don’t forget the champagne.
Maui Helicopter Tours
Who says you can’t get high in the mornings! Maui Helicopter Tours are a great way to see the island whilst having minimally sweaty palms. Enjoy the view.
Maui Bar Guide
If drinking is on your tropical agenda, not only do you and I have something in common, but I can probably help. Enjoy our Maui Bar Guide. Happy boozing.
Pura Vida
Please enjoy our Travelin’ Fools poem, titled Libre, about the land of Pura Vida and also our former home in the beautiful country of Costa Rica.
A Brief Guide to Food on Maui
Eating is important, but delicious eating is better. Check out a brief guide to food on Maui and treat your taste buds like the royalty they are.
How to Piss Off the Locals in Hawaii
Want to know how to piss off the locals in Hawaii? It’s simple – be a jackass.
Feliz
I’m introducing something new on this blog – semi travel-related poetry. Score! Enjoy Feliz, and Mele Kalikimaka from Maui!
A Tale of Moving to New York
When I was 21, I packed up and did something I’d always dreamed of doing. Here’s a tale of moving to New York – a desperate, gross, funny & lovely journey.
Stargazing on Haleakala
If Jan was a man, Jan would be da man. We recently had the chance to go Stargazing on Haleakala, and duh… we took it. Here’s a tale of a sexy Saturday.
Best of Maui
From the best place to make out under the stars to the best place to die a stupid ridiculous death, I give you the best of Maui.
THE FOOLS
